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How to Start Licking Windows
Dear Window Lickers,
I am inspired by your website and would like to start a window-licking habit of my own. But I'm not sure where to get started. Can you help me?
Sincerely,
Muffy in Manhattan
Nova Says...
When riding in the car, be sure you get plenty of visual stimulation to help you get excited about the outside world. Before you know it, you'll be slobbering and licking the glass as if you were born to do it.
Sincerely,
Nova
Spokesmodel
Charlie Says...
Take caution. Make sure nobody's looking. You don't need any special thing on the other side of the glass. Be one with the glass. Lick that glass like it's your job...because it is.
Salutations,
Charlie
Chief of Security
Rudy Says...
Find glass another dog has licked first. It will be extra delicious this way, and it smells quite fragrant.
Git 'er done!
Rudy